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THE HOLIDAY EDITION
Dear Friends and Patients,
It’s great to be back in touch with you again now that it’s holiday season! I love driving through town and seeing all of the decorations going up with a chill in the air. While temperatures may be dropping outside, things are heating up here in our office. Thanks to all of our amazing patients and friends and all of your kind referrals, you can imagine that we’re managing to stay pretty busy throughout the holidays.
I want you to know, though, I am never too busy to make time for you, your friends, and your family members. I want to take a moment to thank each and every one of you for making 2011 one of the best years yet! Without you, our practice just wouldn’t be the same. You’re the best!
Hopefully you will get to take some time now to rest, relax, and reflect on the year that is wrapping up soon (no pun intended!). One of my favorite times is sitting around with the family, sipping on hot cocoa, enjoying conversation and relaxation, and maybe watching a family holiday movie. While we spend time with our loved ones, let’s all make it a priority to celebrate and remember the real reason for the season. Merry Christmas!
Facebook by the Numbers
Reported via www.facebook.com
· More than 800 million active users
More than 50% of our active users log on to Facebook in any given day
· Average user has 130 friends
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On average, more than 250 million photos are uploaded per day
· More than 75% of users are outside of the United States. The top five countries by usage are:
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1.
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United States
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151,419,860
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2.
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Indonesia
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40,829,720
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3.
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India
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37,377,600
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4.
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Turkey
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30,636,800
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5.
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United Kingdom
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30,389,100
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· More than 350 million active users currently access Facebook through their mobile devices
· As of this writing, Facebook founder and CEO, Mark Zuckerberg, is reported to have a personal net worth in excess of $13.5 billion, making him the youngest billionaire in history.
· (Hey, if it’s OUR pictures, OUR videos, and OUR status updates that make Facebook, why aren’t WE getting paid for it??? J)
Christmas Calories…
Do you feel like Santa? Are you noticing that your holiday sweater is fitting a bit tighter this year than it did last year? It’s so easy to NOT resist all the yummy holiday treats during this time of year. Between all the cookies, pies, chocolates, fruit cakes, egg nog and whatever else might be tempting your sweet tooth, it’s natural that many of us (myself included) tend to overindulge a bit during the holidays.
Don’t worry though…if you feel like you’re packing on a few extra holiday pounds this year…you’re NOT ALONE.
I won’t go into a lot of detail here, but if what you’ve just read describes you or someone you know, I’d like to invite you learn more about how lots (and I mean LOTS) of our patients are dropping a pound of fat per day…even during the holidays! Just give us a shout this week. We may be able to meet with you for a few minutes and do a quick assessment to see if you qualify. Until then…happy eating!
Holiday Health Tips
If you’re like me, you tend to let some of your good health habits slide a bit during winter. Here are some super simple, yet effective ways to stay on track:
- Don’t drink your calories. Instead of choosing to drink sodas or sweetened tea during your holiday gatherings, opt for water or low-calorie beverages instead. Liquid calories don’t even have to be digested. Your body can convert them straight into fat and make it more difficult to fit into your “skinny” jeans.
- Use smaller plates! Research has shown that we tend to eat about 90% of what is on our plate. If we use smaller plates, we eat less and still don’t feel deprived.
- When you begin to feel full, move your plate at least two feet away from you. Social scientists notice that, in a social setting, we tend to nibble on whatever is around us. Modify your environment by simply putting some physical distance between you and food and snack items diminishes the temptation to keep eating.
- Morning meals: make an effort to eat or drink 20-30 grams of protein within a half hour of waking. Whether it be eggs, a protein shake, or whatever else you choose, ingesting a good serving of high quality protein first thing upon waking can increase your metabolism to start the day and fuel your body to preserving lean muscle mass.
- Increase your water intake. The human body is made up of over 70% water…NOT 70% soda or tea. Here’s the rule: take your body weight in pounds and divide by two. That’s how many ounces of water we should be drinking each day. I know…it seems like a lot. Increasing your hydration, preferably with filtered or purified water or alkaline water, helps with flexibility, reduces muscle spasms, and allows your body and kidneys to flush out toxins more easily.
- Avoid eating two hours before going to bed. Research has shown that filling your belly with high calorie foods just before going to sleep is a great way to increase fat formation while you sleep. If you can avoid this, your body will be using it’s own glycogen stores during sleep instead of that massive slice of cake!
Twas’ the Night Before Christmas
It was the night before Christmas, when all thru the abode
Only one creature was stirring, and she was cleaning the commode.
The children were finally sleeping, all snug in their beds,
While visions of Nintendo 64 and Barbie, flipped through their heads. The dad was snoring in front of the TV,
With a half-constructed bicycle on his knee.
So only the mom heard the reindeer hooves clatter,
Which made her sigh, "Now what's the matter?"
With toilet bowl brush still clutched in her hand,
She descended the stairs, and saw the old man.
He was covered with ashes and soot, which fell with a shrug.
"Oh great," muttered the mom, "Now I have to clean the rug." "Ho-ho-ho!" cried Santa, "I'm glad you're awake."
"Your gift was especially difficult to make."
"Thanks, Santa, but all I want is some time alone."
"Exactly!" he chuckled, "I've made you a clone."

"A clone?" she asked, "What good is that?
Run along, Santa, I've no time for chit-chat."
The mother's twin. Same hair, same eyes,
Same double chin.
"She'll cook, she'll dust," She'll mop every mess.
You'll relax, take it easy, Watch “The Young & the Restless” "Fantastic!" the mom cheered.
"My dream come true!
"I'll shop. I'll read., I'll sleep a whole night through! "
From the room above, the youngest began to fret.
"Mommy?! I scared... and I am wet."
The clone replied, "I'm coming, sweetheart."
"Hey," the mom smiled, "She knows her part."
The clone changed the small one, and hummed a tune,
as she bundled the child, in a blanket cocoon.
"You the best mommy ever. " I really love you."
The clone smiled and sighed, "I love you, too."
The mom frowned and said, "Sorry, Santa, no deal. "
That's my child's love, she's trying to steal."
Smiling wisely Santa said, "To me it is clear, "
Only one loving mother, is needed here."
The mom kissed her child, and tucked her into bed.
"Thank you, Santa, for clearing my head.
I sometimes forget, it won't be very long,
When they'll be too old, for my cradle-song."
The clock on the mantle began to chime. Santa whispered to the clone, "It works every time."
With the clone by his side Santa said, "Goodnight. Merry Christmas, Mom, You'll be all right."
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SPECIAL NOTE:
SEND a copy of this newsletter to your friends& family in the area!
§ Please feel free to call the office and leave their name, address, city and state, plus their zip code and we’ll be more than happy to make sure they get a copy of our newsletter, each and every month.
§ Don’t forget to REFER your friends, co-workers and loved ones for a checkup. There health is their most important asset.
Cut this certificate out and present it to my office for your December Health Check Up.
This is for NEW PATIENTS ONLY.
FREE
“December Gift of Health
Schedule Your Friend or a Loved One For Their
FREE December HEALTH Check Up-NOW!
(all ages accepted, so call the office immediately!)

Give this certificate to your FRIENDS & LOVED ONES during the month of December and they’ll receive a FREE Health Evaluation at our office. We care about you and your loved ones and we don’t want to forget anyone, including the little ones. If you have a friend or family member that is currently “not” under our care, please take this certificate to them and have them call immediately. It’s FREE.
They are NO HIDDEN CHARGES and the purpose of this check up is to determine if they are a chiropractic candidate. As always, there are no guarantees we can help, but if we can, we want that chance. There is nothing more important than your HEALTH. If you need additional copies of this certificate, please call the office and we’ll send them to you-FIRST CLASS, or you can just pick them up at the front desk, on your next appointment. Just ask! You, your family members and your friends are always a top priority with us.
COURTESY OF:
Dr. Brian Kurth & Team
(414)434-0268
“CALL NOW TO RESERVE YOUR TIME”
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